where the evolutionary clock ticks backward

Not impossible...just a bit unlikely

MOAR ART
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Shit son, I make too many comics

Two about my ridiculous life and one about SupernaturalCollapse )

ALSO. Officially mailed all the postcards today. HAVE SO MANY HOLIDAY PLANS, MY HEAD MAY EXPLODE WITH THEM.

finals this week aaaand tumblr has taken a giant shit on itself.

that's about the extent of my life atm.

two comics from Caged Heat
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which should have just been called: Castiel Gets a Boner

Thanks, Pizza GuyCollapse )

it's four in the morning and I have to be up in four hours but...
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...have some ficlets?


Title: Closet Conversations
Rating: NC-17
Fandom/Pairing: Star Trek, Kirk/McCoy
Warnings: handjobs, mostly dialog
Notes: trying to figure out how to write porn all over again.
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“It seems like a great idea,”Collapse )



Title: RED AU attempt #1
Rating: G
Fandom/Pairing: ST, Kirk/McCoy
Warnings: mostly dialog
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“Okay, okay,” Jim’s voice is warm from barely contained laughter and just as breathy.Collapse )

my kitten jumped on my tablet and somehow pressed a button that did this:

OPEN FIFTY TABS.

have some art?
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ow my hands hurt

it's just SupernaturalCollapse )

HEY GUYS
remember how last year I sent out holiday cards?
WELL I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT AGAIN!
just PM me your address along with what you'd like to have on it (fandom, animal, whatever!) if you're interested and I'll whip one up and mail it to you.
it'll be watercolour, just like last year.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS, OKAY? :D

so I did it
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I JOINED NANOWRIMO

add me if you're on there too!

moar comics
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Supernatural still and some of my life whaaaatCollapse )

what even, WHAT. EVEN.
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I have nothing more to give you then these comics I've been drawing (IMAGE HEAVY, yo) also SupernaturalCollapse )

I miss you guys.

Tumblr has taken over my life.

MISHA COLLINS IS A DADDY
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Resident Evil: Afterlife, a zephtastic retelling
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So my dad roped me into seeing the new Resident Evil movie with him. I made a fuss but really, at heart, I did kind of want to see it. I went into the movie expecting the worst but knew NOTHING of what it would be about. I hadn't read a single rumor, report, or seen anything about it since I saw the first trailer for it before another movie.

Here is my spoilery review, which is VERY in depth and helpful if you don't want to see the movie.Collapse )

Here's the short version for those who don't want to read all that: I give it a 3/5 stars.

The bad: not enough zombies, typical plot holes, a far too slow beginning to a predictable ending, why was it even in 3D.

The good: Chris Redfield = YES, Wesker = YES, Claire being BAMF.

I really, really am contemplating writing dirty OT3 PWPs of Chris/Alice/Claire after the end though.

U MAD
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This is my obligatory I AM SO MAD AT LIVEJOURNAL'S NEW BULLSHIT WITH FACEBOOK CROSSPOSTING.



I am, really, but I don't feel the need to threaten anyone with e-bodily harm because lots of people have already gotten that business out of the way.

Think of it implied here. Vague and very subtle and therefore so much more scary. Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Oh, what will she do? Will she defriend us? Will she unleash an army of butthurt unto our defenseless psyches? OH NOOOO

I love you guys, bunches and bunches of honey oats love you.



It's true. So please don't embarrass me by somehow accidental or unwittingly or other adjective crossposting anything to do with zephtastic on Facebook. IDC about twitter, fuck twitter. But facebook is SRS BSNS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.


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